College Football Viewing Guide Week 5 (Semi-George Costanza Edition)

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Other than the Thursday night game (unless w-Fn-vu loses) I am interested in all the games. A few should make for quite good tv.

After this week every team will be at least and likely past a 3rd of the way through the regular season. Sorta sad. No true marquee matchups but quite a few tv viewing worthy games. I recommend the channel flipping method til you find a game or 2 that looks competitive and work 'em 'til the end. This is like the '07 seaon, who the hell knows what is going to happen!

This will be Les Miles' first experience between the hedges. He will see lots of this ...

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These average games, coupled with awful prognostications by me makes me wanna go Costanza on some picks. Any game that I am relatively low in confidence, I am picking the other way!

Season to date picks:
against the spread last weak 3-5, season 12-20 - 37.5%
straight up last weak 2-6, season 19-13 - 59.4%

Disgusting. No excuses ... I suck, I need a Bud Foster Pep talk! Confidence factor ... is gonzo. I have none, sorta like me at a bar hitting on wiminz during my college years! doh!

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This Week's Games:

Thursday, October 1st
Colorado (+17) at w-Fn-vu 7:30 espn
The neers are starting to feel the Stewy effect (a slow decline.) Could be worse, the Hawk effect is a very, very fast decline (and they weren't good when he got there!) It's Division 1 football! It's the Big 12! It ain't intramurals! ... Brother! Classic, as good as I'm a man, I'm 40! Those B12 fb coaches sure are wacky, in 1 way or another. Anyway, Colorado got run outta town by Toledo, Good Lawds. No Costanza on this one, the neers bludgeon this excuse of a D1 defense to their season high in points and yards. Likely won't watch long.

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Saturday, October 3rd
f$u at bc (+4.5) 3:30 abc/espn gp
Good enough for $EcSPN Gameday, good enough for me? Well it's a weak lot but I am curious. The Jeckyll and Hyde of College Football is the Noles of f$u. Destroy BYU, get rolled up by USF. Huh! bc is a lil better, maybe more than I expected. Disclipined and well coached on D. A Mark Herzlich inspired day by the iggles or the Jeckyll's return? Costanzing this one. Two Notes: 1) Mark's dad has said he is now cancer free and will play next year. Great news. 2) I am a lil sad, this will be Dadgumit's last season. Combo that with no more Hawkins and Groh soon means only Stewy, Gundy Kiffin and the Zooker will remain for constant jokes. Maybe Phat Fil will come back!

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LSU (+3) at ugga (-3) 3:30 cbs
I hoping this game weed out the pretender from the contender (though both could be pretender no matter.) The Hat has had an underachieving team, ugga has slightly overachieved even with all the turnovers. LSU's D isn't good and I couldn't tell you why, ugga is scoring more than one would think. Makes the pick obvious to me but .... not to Costanza. I do think LSU has more raw talent, could the declining performance go back to no more of Saban and his fingerprints and now all this is on Miles?

UCLA at Stanford (-5.5) 3:30 abc/espn gp
The Coaching Hardballs are getting it done! Jim is turning Stanford into a discplined, tough college football team in the Pac10 no less (with very high academic expectations.) Brother John is leading the best team in the NFL, the Ravens. Impressive. A bad call at Wake and a few missed plays and the Cardinal would be undefeated. UCLA is improved, the Bruins not Gators spanked the Vols. That said, I will take the tougher, more discplined team playing at home almost always (last week in bburg being the exception, doh!) How high can Jim take them?

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Udub at ND (-13.5) 3:30 nbc
With Udub, bc, MissAgain and Stanford better than anticipated, the once thought soft ND sched, is not that. Somewhere coach Weis is effing pissed! He ate a chocolate covered deep fried twinkie to combat his rage. The Irish O is very good, though injuries are mounting, the D ... well it sucks. The Huskies have improved a great deal since last year and QB Jake Locker is an absolute stud. A let down beating by Stanford after beating USC hurts but this isn't an Irish gimmee. Going Costanza on the pick, but the points ND is favored by is way too high.

Auburn (+2) at Tennessee 7:45 espn
The Gus Malzahn's O is no joke, no matter where he coaches unless Houston Nutt holds him back (he did introduce the Wildcat O at Ark&ass.) Puke Orange plays good D, so it's going to be a whole lot of fun watching these 2 teams face off, strength on strength. The real question is can the Puke Orange O not trip all over themselves? Compton sucks balls, but they can run pretty well. Pickem, but going Costanza on this.

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OU at da U (+7) 8:00 abc/espn gp
+ for da U, rebound week. More energy, more disciplined, much better weather for their soft O and they are the home dogs. - for the canes, OU runs similar style defense and their OL is bigger than VT's while their passing game, even with Landry Jones is way more likely to take advantage of their db's. Tough choice, no Costanza, I think even with Canes are embarrassed and are going to play pissed on O and D after getting their manhood questioned all week.

USC (-4.5) at Cal 8:00 abc/espn gp
On one hand, Cal just got exposed before facing their biggest non Nerd rival. On the other it's at home and college football is whacky, so expect a much better effort. For USC, it comes down to whether I think the Trojans will be motivated or still in shock over Stafon Johnson's freak injury. It's Pete Carroll, he will rally his team, I have little doubt. The are going to be singing "Lean On Me" all the way to a 3 td drubbing!

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Non counting bonus game VT (-16.5) at doook noon espn360
It's doook, they are hurting, they suck and VT has their mojo back that they left in Miami after the Orange Bowl. WE ARE VIRGINIA TECH
Can't get $EcSPN 360, go here and watch online, courtesy of a great hokie VTPhreak!

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ACC Coaches Power Poll

A third of the way thru the season and I decided to update the ACC coaches power poll. Not quite how I would rank 1-12 the ACC ... but close. New coaches have some body of work now and get something more than the bottom rankings.

previous here.

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Coaching Power Poll

1. Frank Beamer - VT, after a shaky start, he rallied the troops digging his heels into the top spot
   
2. Randy Shannon - da U, has done an awesome job so far, 1 misstep. Can he rally against OU?
   
3. Paul Johnson - GiT, slow start, awful passing qb doesn't help. His O will get better, D needs work.
   
4. Tom O'Brien - NcSt, work in progress but in 2 years this team will be good to really good, unlikely great.
   
5. Butch Davis - UNC, can recruit but needs 1 or 2 game changers on O. solid coach.
   
6. Frank Spaziani - bc, is doing much more with a whole lot less. mad props. he might be too low still.
   
7. Dabo Swinney - Clemson, the team is far tougher mentally and physically, O stinks. Needs to win the tough games soon or drop.
   
8. Bobby Bowden - f$u, like years past inconsistent, this time with a lil more talent & a qb.
   
9. Jim Grobe - WF, is the bloom coming off this rose ... me thinks it might be.
   
10. David Cutcliffe - doook, so hard to tell, bad talent, no one cares
    
11. Ralph Friedgin - md, get your resume ready, you will be a fine OC again somewhere {cough} Blacksburg {cough}
    
12. algroh - uva, ummm i hope you have a nice retirement home somewhere. No one wants you, but Hokie fans.
    

EBJ News

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I will be taking a new job, very soon.

An offer I could not refuse. It will add more responsibility, more cash and more drive time (40 mins on a great day.)

Gonna miss my commute but more importantly my friends at work.

In: Khackis
Out: Jeans

It may affect the blog, we'll see.

"We Never Left"

"The U might be back," Hokies cornerback Rashad Carmichael said, "but we never left."

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Hell Yeah .... I love the (... wait for it ...) SWAGGER!

VT 31 - da U 7

I missed this pick ... badly, like the rest. Missed on most of my know nothing arm chair pregame analysis but did get this right ...

First lets get this out there, VT can not win without 1, likely 2 td's scored or setup (inside the 15) by the defense or special teams. CAN NOT.

Check, double check!

Folks not to sound cliche but we did just get a BeamerBall special with some good Stiney O put in for good measure. Not that anyone in the national media cares or thinks twice about it. Lil love on College Gameday wrap up or on $EcSPN's sportscenter. I say good! That's more disrespect fuel for the Hokie fires? Keep winning and it will take care of it's self!

The coaches did vote VT 6th. Sidenote ... after Bama and maybe Tejas and UF it gets weak!

Note to self and anyone else ... DO NOT BET against VT when they are home dogs. Frank and Bud don't like that shit sammich much! So eff you Vegas and every media head (seriously all of them and us Hokie bloggers too,) no one comes in our house and pushes us around!

Earlier this week Jacory Harris, the stand out but put down Canes QB said, "I'll do anything to win...I refuse to lose."

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Nice cliche from a 19 yr old kid. Nuke LaLoosh could teach him some better ones. He is going to be awfully good for a long time but yesterday a shaky OL, shitty weather, some key drops and most importantly a riled up D found their inner Forrest Whitaker's character Charles Jefferson from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and let loose on the poor kid.

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Even it what looks like a downish year of college football, I can say put the pimp cup and pink suit away, you won't need it for NYC, this year.

his line of 9 - 25 for 150 with an int and fumble. Sacked 3 times, hit quite a few others.

Pressure, I don't care if you are Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Jacory Harris ... get hit again and again and you will turn the ball over, get flustered and be more erratic.

He did not throw anyone {cough}TE Jimmy Graham {cough} under the bus, credit him for owning up like a man and good teammate. Game changing drops, but still you need make plays, no gimmes in life, unless you are Paris Hilton. The weather sucked for Miami ... guess what, it sucked for VT too. The Hokies are a better prepared to be mudders in crappy weather but while a factor, should not be an excuse.

da U's performance does raise 1 question ... how can the Hurricanes not be able to play in the rain?

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Bammer and Nebraska have the game plan to play VT, DE's play up the field do not crash Tyrod or he can scramble. Blitz the middle to stop the run or sack Tyrod. Man up the wideouts, Safety over the top. That slows down VT ... arrogant Canes crashed Tyrod and he, Stiney and Ryan Williams torched them. Props to RW his first 20+ carry game of his H.S. or College career and he put up great numbers, 34 carries, 151 2 tds + 2 catches for 40! STUD! Typical Stiney, get the fans really, really pissed at you then have a kick ass game.


Rain stuff I stole from TSL:
9/26/09 vs da U 1.74in of rain.
9/18/03 the Texas A&M game 0.93 inches of rain that day.
10/25/07 the BC game 1.41 inches of rain that day.

Damn, that's a lot of water!


Favorite half time tweets I got yesterday ....

foe23 (Malcolm Delaney)
21-0 they shud stop this like a video game

edsbs
Randy Shannon totally pulling the Bitch Stole My Fish face right now: http://tinyurl.com/ybtnxp7

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Hilarious, Randy did look just like that kid.

Have a great week! Hokies are at doook on $EcSPN360 at noon, next week.

HokieJayBee's NFL Week 3

Well hero. Week 3, NFL season 2009. One eighth of the NFL season is gone. Sad panda. What a great week of games in college and the pros. Either way, here’s this week’s newsletter.

[I] 2009 Season Stats

Season Totals:

62.50% straight up picks for your office pool (20-12)

50.00% against the spread this year on recommended plays (12-12)

37.50% over-all including the recommended no-actions (15-17)

Well…………..a big improvement over week 1, but still not up to snuff that I’d like for the year. I see a turn around coming here in weeks 3 and 4. Went 8-8 in the straight up winners. That surprised me. You woulda got stomped in your office pools. I did take a lot of dogs (to cover) last week and did well on them. The problem was I was *too* right. And many of them outright won. So I won the bet on the spread but lost the winner in the straight up.

Improved with a 9-7 week overall and 7-5 in recommended plays (going 2-2 in the NO-ACTIONS). I’ll take 7-5 every week, as profit is profit. But I look to be better than that. I want to be > 60% on the year on recommended plays. I mean, I want to be > 75% truthfully, but I’d take > 60% and consider talking my lady into letting me gamble heavily again.

Week 2 Random Thoughts:

*Boy was I wrong on Houston’s offense. Maybe game 1 they just ran into that there new fangled Jets defense and weren’t prepared for the complicated blitz pick-ups. See: Patriots week 2. God that O looked horrible, just like the Texans did in week 1. Kudos to Rex Ryan.

*In a related story. Someone file a missing persons report for one Randy Moss. The Jets had you in single coverage all day as they sent 6 or 7 into Brady, all day. Get open, slacker. Darrelle Revis is good, but not *that* good, not shut you down for 60 minutes good. You never got behind him, not once?

*Can you think of time where you remember ever hearing of QB’s breaking ribs? Now we’ve got two high profile ones, both former Pro-Bowlers, both having been to a Super Bowl, both breaking ribs while running and diving into the endzone. Note to self for the 30 other QB’s out there with intact ribs – slide. Or give the ball to a player more accustomed to running and taking a hit.

*Two words, Drew Brees. Wow, just wow.

*Other holy shitters for the week, Chris Johnson (Titans) and Frank Gore. Nicely done fellas.

Season 2009, Trains I’m on:

*Kurt Warner and Peyton Manning are still good, had rough week 1’s with both of their #2 WR’s going down. Boldin should be fine, Gonzalez might be out a while. (Week 3 update - See! They’re fine.)

*Carson Palmer is back? (Week 3 update – See!)

*AP is still a stud (Week 3 update – can’t go wrong.)

*Drew Brees (Week 3 update – Wow, just wow.)

Season 2009, Trains I’m not on:

*Brandon Marshall, although his inclusion on this list could be saying more about Kyle Orton than about Brandon. (Week 3 update – nope, it’s about Brandon. Orton and the Broncs are 2-0. You’re pouting on the sideline.)

*Michael Crabtree, seriously? This cat needs some Mike Singletary in his life. He was one of my favorite college players last year. (Week 3 update – and now a scandal, your agent already talking to other teams? Loser.)

*Maurice Jones-Drew, jury is still out. I just don’t like him for 16 games without Fred Taylor. (Week 3 update – Looking like a solid no-train pick thus far.)

*Michael Turner and Clinton Portis (Week 3 update – this one will have to see as the year goes on, as it’s based on age and carries last year)

*Jason Campbell. Don’t know if this is coaches’ playcalling or Jason’s ineptitude, but they were horrible to watch. (Week 3 update – I’m a Redskin fan. And they are HORRIBLE TO WATCH. Jason and the whole O. I’d rather read a science book.)

Train Watch List:

*San Fran, well Mike Singletary. (Week 3 update – they go and win in Minny this week? I’m on the train.)

*Cadillac Williams? Bionic knee and all. (Week 3 update – he’s getting ready to be on the good list.)

*Saints, can’t get a read after just two games, we’ll know this week at Buffalo if I’m officially on the train. (Week 3 update – wow, just wow.)

*Joe Flacco. Steady. Boring. And Steady. (and selling me tickets for the train!)

Fell off the train:

*the iggles. I know McNabb was hurt. But he doesn’t play D. Actually apparently no one does for your team.

*Matt Forte. Another needed filing for a missing person’s report.

[II] Week 2 Picks/Comments – Enginerd Table

GAME		LINE	OFFICE POOL WINNER	SPREAD WINNER	FAVE OR DOG?	ACTION?	HEART / COMMENT	PREDICTED SCORE
1	WAS @ DET	WAS -4.5	WAS	WAS	FAVE	YES	I’m a Redskin fan, and I don’t like this game at all. AT ALL. Detroit is going to get off the schnide sometime soon, right? After the way the Redskins offense played last week hosting the Rams, I just see a bounce back here and a TD win. Don’t know why, I just think Detroit would have had a better chance if the Redskins rolled last week and came in cockier. They’re coming in knowing they have work to do.	WAS 24-17
2	GB @ STL	GB -6.5	GB	GB	FAVE	YES	Again, read the above write up for WAS/DET. Same logic here only it’s GB over STL. I just don’t see GB going to (1-2) and I don’t see them letting STL stay close. Aaron Rodgers and the GB offense have this last chance to even let me think they have a shot at not being 3rd in their division.	GB 24-10
3	SF @ MIN	MIN -7	MIN	SF	DOG	YES	Wow, great game. I like MINN to win at home here, but I don’t like the -7. SF will continue to grind it out as they have been and stay close but MINN will win at home. Peterson might be a little banged up, but Chester Taylor is the best back-up in the league (maybe Sproles).	MINN 24-20 (SF cover)
4	ATL @ NE	NE -4.5	ATL	ATL	DOG	YES	I’m jumping ship on the Patriots here, or do I love Matt Ryan? I don’t know, the clique pick by the network pundits was SF over MINN, with this a close second. I just don’t see the New England offense on par yet, and Welker hurt is KILLING THEM! Atlanta to outright win here in a good game.	ATL 20-17 (ATL outright win)
5	TEN @ NYJ	NYJ -2.5	TENN	TENN	DOG	NO	I don’t know about this one, so it’s no-action. I think the NYJ are on the way up, and I’m loving the Rex Ryan defense. I just don’t see Tennessee going to (0-3). I just don’t see it. I think this is a boring game to watch with both defenses playing great. In a close game at the end, veteran Kerry Collins > Mark Sanchez.	TENN 13-10 (TENN outright win)
6	KC @ PHI	PHI -8.5	PHI	PHI	FAVE	YES	McNabb is out. Westbrook is doubtful. Desaun Jackson is doubtful. The Eagles got all blowed out by the Saints last week. Eagles roll. Chiefs bad.	PHI 33-13
7	NYG @ TB	NYG -7.5	NYG	NYG	FAVE	YES	NYG is good. They look real good on all cylinders. Tampa will probably not get embarrassed, if being a >7 point dog in your own house isn’t embarrassing….but NYG wins handily here.	NYG 27-16
8	CLE @ BAL	BAL -13.5	BAL	BAL	FAVE	YES [LOCK]	Yes, I’m locking a two touchdown favorite. Baltimore just looks killer on D again, and Cleveland just looks silly on defense. I haven’t decided that when the cameras catch Brady Quinn crying this Sunday if I’ll feel bad or not.	BAL 37-9
9	JAX @ HOU	HOU -4	HOU	HOU	FAVE	YES	Ok, Houston is going to be my 2009 version of 2008 San Diego and Carolina. Poo one week, GREAT the next. I like them to stay hot at home here. They just torched a TENN team with a better secondary than the Jags have. Just ask 24-26 Kurt Warner. Andre Johnson is a manbeast.	HOU 30-17
10	NO @ BUF	NO -5.5	NO	NO	FAVE	NO	I want to just ride the Saints’ train, but I fear a let down here. Not let down like they lose, just a let down in that they’ll only score 38 this week. I think BUFF is much improved and a fluke fumble away from being (2-0). But I think the Saints’ are still too much for the Bills’ D. I’m making it no-action because I fear my love for one Drew Brees is clouding my head.	NO 38-24
11	CHI @ SEA	CHI -1.5	CHI	CHI	FAVE	YES	Almost my lock with Hasselbeck out for the ‘hawks. But hard to lock a road team. I think Chicago finally gets healthy on the running game this week, just ask Frank Gore last week. Forte and Cutler start to get on track with a Seattle team down, to include their defense watching Seneca Wallace suck on O.	CHI 30-13
12	MIA @ SD	SD -6.5	SD	MIA	DOG	NO	I will say this as clear as possible. DO NOT BET ON THIS GAME. I guess SD wins at home here with the ‘phins heading all the way west? But -6.5? With LT still hobbled?	SD 27-24 (MIA cover)
13	PIT @ CIN	PIT -4.5	CIN	CIN	DOG	NO	I will say this clearer than the SD / MIA game. DO NOT BET ON THIS GAME. Not even with borrowed money. This could be a HUGE shake-up, and I have an eerie feeling the Bengals can do it here at home.	CIN 24-23 (CIN outright win)
14	DEN @ OAK	OAK -1.5	DEN	DEN	DOG	YES	Oakland is favored here???!?!!?!? I know it’s an AFC West divisional game. I know they’re at home. But, but, but…..Denver is fine here. They’re D is much improved and Jamarcus Russell is, well, not much improved.	DEN 24-17 (DEN outright win)
15	IND @ ARI	ARI -1.5	ARI	ARI	FAVE	YES	OOOOH, another great game this week. I think Arizona is fine here at home, with INDY having the short week too after MNF. Great game up and down the field, but Arizona ends up winning on the ground. Great game for fantasy players too!	ARI 30-24
16	CAR @ DAL	DAL -9	DAL	CAR	DOG	YES	I have two pretty strong forces in my head right now. Well, three, but saying I’m a ‘skin fan and I hate Dallas doesn’t help a newsletter like this. (1) I don’t think Carolina goes to (0-3). But (2) I don’t think Dallas goes to (1-2) and (0-2) in their new house. Either way, I think Carolina stays within 9. They’re better that that. Right? Battle of the pick-offs with Delhomme vs. Homo. I mean Romo.	DAL 27-23 (CAR cover)

--staying on my dog train again! Taking 7 dogs and 9 faves. And 4 of them to not only cover but outright win.

-- 4 games recommended NO-ACTION (3 dogs, 1 fave)

[III] 10 or so things I think I think.

1. I think I’m sticking to my guns about Week 1 hyperbole. Like, no, Jay Cutler won’t throw 64 interceptions, and no, Drew Brees won’t throw 96 touchdowns. And, yes, the Rams will score at some point. Etc. But how funny is it that the two teams I used for my anti-hyperbole sentiment gone and done blowed it up again. Man the Saints and Jets looked good, again, and this time against good teams. You know when the Super Bowl is Saints/Jets this year I’m going to point back to my Week 2 newsletter, analysis of Week 1, and take credit for calling it.
2. I think these are my top 5 teams right now (no computer rankings, offensive or defensive stats, whatever). Just my top 5 teams the way I see it.
1. NYG – Hey Jerry Jones, nice new stadium. You’re (0-1) in it.
2. Atlanta – beat a very good Miami team and a struggling-but-will-be-better Carolina team, we’ll know for sure this week at New England.
3. NYJ – That defense looks good. Looks mean. Looks like the old Raven defenses. Hey wait a minute…..
4. New Orleans – had to hold judgment after stomping a mud-hole in Detroit. Now they stomped a mud-hole in a good Philly team.
5. San Francisco or Baltimore here – Mike Singletary appears to be a phenomenal coach/motivator. He’s going to win a lot of close games in this league, whether his team is talented or not. Baltimore probably can’t get on the list, even with a win this week against lowly Cleveland.
1. You’ll note I didn’t include the 2-0 Minnesota Petersons on here. I’m reserving judgment on them thus far, as they’ve only beaten Cox High School and Mary Washington College. I mean the Lions and Browns.
2. Baltimore/SF/Minnesota – someone will be on the list this week. SF is playing MINN, and I don’t see ATL and NYJ both winning….sooooooo.
3. I think these are my bottom 5 teams right now.
1. Detroit – you’re #1 on this list until you win a game. I hope it’s not this week against my ‘skins – but please don’t go 0fer again.
2. Cleveland – there are a lot of offended poops out there since they’re associated with you being the Browns. Brady Quinn throws like a girl.
3. St. Louis – just don’t have “it”. Could have beaten Washington this past week but couldn’t push that last domino over. Gotta have heart too, not just physical talent.
4. Seattle – this pick is based on Matt Hasselbeck missing 3-5 games. If he does, and you’re (1-4) at that point with Seneca Wallace, you’re done. This spot was reserved for the Chiefs if I had to make a list for right this second, but I think they end up better than Seattle as Todd Haley settles in and Seattle goes in a tank without Hasselbeck.
5. I couldn’t decide the 5^th team. It’s hard to put teams here with wins [when there’s winless teams out there]. Seattle is a predictive pick with Hasselbeck out. Boy I bet they wish they went after Vick now (Mora had Vick in Atlanta) but the owner vetoed it.
1. (1-1) teams I think are weaker than some (0-2) teams: Oakland, Washington, and Green Bay. Oakland and Washington look bad. Just bad on O. Green Bay I know you find surprising here. But they don’t look “right”. Something is off. Too much talent on that O to be squeaking by the Bears because of 4 picks and losing at home to the Ocho Cincos, giving up 27 sacks in the process.
2. (0-2) teams have to be thought of here since they’re winless, but for whatever reason I want to rate them higher than Oakland, Wash, or GB: Tampa, Carolina, Tennessee, Miami.
4. I think this is my current MVP race, in no particular order: Drew Brees, Adrian Peterson, Frank Gore, Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, Rex Ryan, and Drew Brees.
5. I think Tennessee looks like shit on the defensive line. Albert Haynesworth seems to be worth every penny the ‘skins are paying him.
6. I think I want to know who these guys are and what they did with the Bengals. They’re a fluky tipped pass against the Broncos away from being 2-0. No one goes into Green Bay and wins like that. Jury is still out on whether that says more about Cinci or Green Bay. Also, who is this Cedric Benson fella you have running the ball. The name reminds me of a highly sought after running back out of the University of Texas, but that first Benson sucked in the NFL.
7. I think Kurt Warner went 24 for 26, with one of those misses being a throw away to dodge a sack. That’s amazing. That dude is 84 years old and about as mobile as my house – but keeps getting it done.
8. QUICK HITTERS:
1. I think the Giants don’t need a “#1 receiver”.
2. I think the Kansas City / Oakland game this past week, combined with the St. Louis / Washington game – were two of the worst NFL football games I’ve ever watched.
3. I think I don’t want to hear a word from the Eagles fans about the Saints game. Donovan McNabb and his ribs don’t play defense. Apparently the Philadelphia defense doesn’t play defense either.
4. Speaking of the Eagles and their McNabb-less game. They can’t even hate on Kevin Kolb, that cat threw for 391 and a couple scores. They just ran into a buzzsaw known as the New Orleans DrewBreeses.
5. Speaking of the Saints, I think they are lucky that their out-of-conference match up this week with the Bills is in September and not December.
9. This week’s Jerome Bettis Award – for unnecessary self celebration – goes to anyone on the Raiders or Redskins. You both won your games, two of the worst ever seen in the NFL, in just flat out bad boring horrid manners. No celebrating. These games were bad. No high fives, no back pats. Nothing. Go practice. Learn2play.
10. This week’s Just Shut Up Award goes to two people:
1. Anyone involved in Crabtree-gate. His agent said the NYJets contacted him about a trade or re-draft next year. A paper reported it (in the NYJets area, not California). Then it comes out as tampering. Everyone retracts, like no one ever talked. Gimme a break. Let the guy sit at home and not make a cent. Let him go away. Chalk it up as a bad draft pick and move on. I wonder how a top tier college WR will fare after a year out of football, just ask Mike Williams from USC and the Lions.
2. To jump to college for a second – Jessie Palmer and Craig James for their super awesomely mature making fun of Clemson fans in the Georgia Tech stands from 2 weeks ago. The tape of the ESPN coverage (like off air during commercials) got leaked to Youtube. Classy guys, real classy. My respect for you two specifically just went from 3% to 1%. Asses.

College Football TV Viewing Guide (The Midday ACC Watching Ed.)

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It's that time again ... what games to watch this weekend on the tube ... if you can't be there. A really, really weak weekend of viewing. For me it's all about the ACC games, Carolina-GiT, TCU-Klempson and of course the place where $EcSPN Gameday should be ... Miami-VT. f$u and NC State also have games of interest. All of these games are either nooners or 3:30, which is awesome. Since I will be doing some charity work Saturday night, dealing blackjack with Dirt, we lucked out and got a week where all the best games are at 3:30 and the 8pm game is shitty. Last year, we missed the Nebraska game ... ugggh!

This is not an impressive list of matchups, in what honestly has been a downish 3 weeks of football. Where are the great teams? Where are the stars? Though there has been a couple awesome finishes ... I witnessed one. I don't want this to be like '07 where a good, not great LSU team won it all (2 losses) but it is looking that way.

Please Hokie fans ... I know it's a midday game but .... act like THIS!



Season to date picks:
against the spread last weak 3-5, season 9-15
straight up last weak 7-1, season 17-7

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Thursday, September 24th
Ole Miss (-3.5) at Souf Cackalacki 7:30 pm espn
The Rebels are the better team with better talent, but Souf Cackalacki is more battle tested (State and ugga) and playing at home. Ole Miss has been a bit underwhelming as has most other top teams. Will this be the week that they get it going? The ole ball coach, well he needs a signature win this season and this is likely his best chance, UT does not count, has to be a top 15 team and UF or Bammer is unlikely. How much longer will he stay if his team is 6-6, 7-5 every year? Confidence factor, medium.

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Saturday, September 26th
UNC (+2.5) at GiT noon raycom
The second most important game in the ACC this week. The Jackets need this much, much more than Carolina. The problem is their offense is in the shitter with another good, even better defense ready to get in their grill. The lack of passing game is starting to hurt GiT, the book is out there on how to beat them with the current pieces Coach Paul Johnson has on this team. I am curious to see if UNC continues to find playmakers on O. WR's stepped up in a big way last week vs ECU but was that fluky or just the beginning? Confidence factor, medium.

South Florida (+14.5) at f$u noon espnu
With USF QB Matt Grothe out, this game has lost some luster in the media's eyes, not mine. This is in fact why I think USF will play them closer. The noles after an impressive, impressive win in Provo is bound for a let down, especially given the circumstances. Believe this, USF will be pumped and will want to prove themselves here ... now. They are chomping at the bit to play at f$u, da U or UF and now they get their chance. New QB B.J. Daniels can pass and run, he could surprise. A Nole loss would not surprise me. Confidence factor, low.

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Cal (-5.5) at Oregon 3:30 pm abc
The best team in the Pac10 ... the Cal Bears with the conference's best player, Jahvid Best. A flat out stud. Oregon after getting (then giving) a beat down by BSU has won 2 very ugly games over Purdue and Utah. QB Masoli has looked like ass at the qb position, the OL is a mess and the rb position is in worse shape than it has been in years. Cal should win handily as they are getting overlooked right now, but they ... not the Trojans will be the conference champion this year. Confidence factor, high.

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TCU (+2.5) at Klempson 3:30 pm espn 360
How this is not on cable channel but the espn interwebs channel is a joke. If this Klempson team were coached by Tommy, it would not make the list cause a loss was imminent. Dabo has certainly got them playing tougher and a bit better and they have a chance. I can't pick them but they should have better athletes and be able to make it a defensive struggle. Parker is getting better and better and is going to have a great career for the Tigers. If you can get it on you computer have it up while watching the Hokie game. Confidence factor, low.

Miami (-3) at Virginia Tech 3:30 pm abc
First lets get this out there, VT can not win without 1, likely 2 td's scored or setup (inside the 15) by the defense or special teams. CAN NOT. The O is not there and won't be there against a defense with kind of athletes (even if the Hokies have that caliber as well.) Bud's D is shaky, DT Graves is likely out or ineffective with a bum ankle, so this does not look good. 1 sack, 0 hurries is the stat line for Jacory Harris' OL. Incredible. VT has 1 sack or something small. Ruh-roh. Couple that with poor tackling and being out of place on D is really hampering this unit as well. The Hokies will tackle better and will get a mileage out of being a home dog, but in the end the poor O won't be able to get it done. If there were a nite game ... man, it would be a tougher pick. By the way if Miami wins they will be the Coastal champ with only UNC left on their sched of the contenders. A must win for VT. Confidence factor, high.

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P.I.T.T.s at North Carolina State (-1) 3:30 pm espnu
2 average teams in 2 poor BCS conferences. A bragging rights game, sorta. Hey, your conference sucks worse than ours. I am taking the home team and the team coached by Tom O'Brien over Wanny any day of the week and twice on Saturday. Interested to see if Russell Wilson can go off on the Panthers, I gotta feeling he will. Confidence factor, medium.

Iowa at State Penn (-10) 8:00 pm abc
THE WORST Saturday night game of the year (sorry mmmmongo.) State Penn is fine but Iowa is a trifling joke, they are built for the noon, shitty Big1+10 $EcSPN timeslot. Who let them play at night? Last year the Hawkeyes upset the Nittany Lions to deny them a shot at the MNC game beat down by Florida (Thank God.) Matter of fact Iowa plays State Penn very, very well having won 6 outta the last 7. It will not be 7 outta 8. Joe PaPa's squad is gonna beat them like a drum, BLOWOUT. Confidence factor, high.

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Enjoy the games, I hope not to get too drunk before I deal blackjack!

Oktoberfest!

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Putting away my concerns about the Hokie O for a day .... in pictures.

One day, I will do this! click any pic to make larger, enjoy!

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Funny .... but Dick Move by $EcSPN

Link here from the NCAA fanhouse.

Unless, that is, the ESPN cameras pick you and your buddy out of an entire stadium and make you a national punchline. First, Craig James, Jesse Palmer, and Chris Fowler ridicule you off-air for your reactions (the first part of this video was taken from the ESPN feed and not broadcast). They even break out the telestrator and circle you for television debasement. Then they top this off by taking shots at your hat, your posture, your pained expression. All with the ultimate goal of setting up their jokes so that when they return to the broadcast, your misery, your agony, your self-defeat will be all the more pungent.

James and Palmer don't surprise me, Fowler does. They could not keep a straight face.

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Yin and Yang Hokie Edition

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Incredible comeback, where I had to apologize to many Nebraska fans on the way out. A great fanbase, they were shell shocked, I felt for them.

Obviously happy about the win, but let's not bullshit. A below avg D when there is no pass rush who is missing sr linebackers and Orion Martin. Worilds where are you (being held!) A shit packing O, never heard that before. Really how fucking inept does the unit have to be (with talent) before they can the whole lot of them? Really is a joke that everyone but Beamer and th O staff are in on.

Had a great time tailgating with lots of my friends, even if Darren beat my ass in cornhole, I was awful.

Anyway the Yin and Yang of the weekend.

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Yin

• Hokies finally steal one! The anti-BC 07 game.
• The D is bend don't break ... lots of practice but doing well.
• O bails out the D!!
• Dyrell finally catches a ball.
• Kam Chancellor looked better
• Punting and coverage is top notch
• Return game hasn't been this good since Andre Davis

Yang

• Offense is shit, if anything getting worse with better players.
• Umm, Bud's D can't play like this forever ... can it?
• How much longer is Bud gonna put up with this shit?
• Dyrell drops a couple easy passes ... again.
• Tight end, ever heard of it?
• Umm, stud rb, maybe run him?
• The lack of pass rush + Kam on a wr is bad juju this week
• The Hokies did not wear their Maroon throwbacks

A half-ass effort, I know but I am really down even after the holy shit moment, not the players mind you, not them at all.

I have a busy week coming up and may only get the viewing guide out, plus I really, really tired of bashing the shit stain that is called the Hokie offense. Another laid egg may turn the fan base 10x more rabid than last year. Stiney defenders are jumping off the bus by the bushels, but according to Beamer we don't matter.

I want everyone to look at the schedule. Check out the last 5 games, 3 of the worst defenses tech will face all season. Raise your hand if you think Stiney's O "blows up" at the end of the season and saves his ass again.

too tired to blog

tomorrow, i will.

wow, whatta game from both spectrums.

gotta like miami's chances, though tech being a home dog is nice.

HokieJayBee's NFL Week 2

Yo yo yo. Week 2, NFL season 2009. God I love football. College and Pro football are both already roaring and it’s nothing but awesome. Here’s your week 2 picks, print them, fold them, put them in your pocket, read it when you’re making your defecation proclamation and hanging with your boy gaseous clay.

[I] 2009 Season Stats

Season Totals:
75.00% straight up picks for your office pool (12-4)
41.67% against the spread this year on recommended plays (5-7)
37.50% over-all including the recommended no-actions (6-10)

Well…………..standard week 1 fare for me. It’s unfortunate. Vegas must make a killing every year in week 1. In fact, when I was heavier into gambling in years past, I didn’t even lay any money until week 3 typically. Week 1 just sucks on the spreads. Copying me, you might have won your office pool with the 12 wins, and you’re definitely going to be in the running for the season long total.

I got hammered on spreads. 5-7 on recommended plays and 1-3 on no-action plays, for 6-10 overall. Ouch. However, if you took my philosophy of betting against me on my no-action plays, you’re 3-1. I at least have always been able to pick the games I don’t like.

Week 1 Random Thoughts:
*Houston’s offense was anemic. The Jets didn’t even disguise their blitzes at all and Houston NEVER adjusted. It was bad.
*The Chiefs were beating the Ravens in the 2nd half at one point, with 59 yards of total offense. A special teams and defensive score, and 59 yards of total offense.
*Two words, Drew Brees.
*Two words with more syllables, Adrian Peterson.

Season 2009, Trains I’m on:
*Kurt Warner and Peyton Manning are still good, had rough week 1’s with both of their #2 WR’s going down. Boldin should be fine, Gonzalez might be out a while.
*Carson Palmer is back? That game was horrid to watch. I’ll give him one more week and then I’m getting off the train.
*AP for MVP
*Matt Forte might have to come off this list if the Bears (Cutler) are not who we thought they were!!!!
*Drew Brees
*the Iggles? We’ll know quick fast and in a hurry here with that there rib injury.

Season 2009, Trains I’m not on:
*Brandon Marshall, although his inclusion on this list could be saying more about Kyle Orton than about Brandon
*Michael Crabtree, seriously? This cat needs some Mike Singletary in his life. He was one of my favorite college players last year.
*Maurice Jones-Drew, jury is still out. I just don’t like him for 16 games without Fred Taylor.
*Michael Turner and Clinton Portis (age and carries)
*Jason Campbell. Don’t know if this is coaches’ playcalling or Jason’s ineptitude, but they were horrible to watch.

Train Watch List:
*San Fran, well Mike Singletary.
*Cadillac Williams? Bionic knee and all.
*Saints, can’t get a read after a Lions’ game, we’ll know this week.
*Joe Flacco. Steady. Boring. And Steady.


[II] Week 2 Picks/Comments – Enginerd Table

GAME		LINE	OFFICE POOL WINNER	SPREAD WINNER	FAVE OR DOG?	ACTION?	HEART / COMMENT	PREDICTED SCORE
1	CAR @ ATL	ATL -5.5	ATL	CAR	DOG	NO	Carolina is going to probably be a NO-ACTION pick for me until they settle down. They are not as bad as Philly made them look and Delhomme is better than he played. ATL should squeak at home here, but I don’t like even Vegas’ knee jerk reaction to a near TD spread for them in the wake of Carolina’s one bad week. This is still a division game for Carolina and they will try hard to not be 0-2 (0-2 in conference and 0-1 in division).	ATL 24-20 (Carolina cover)
2	MIN @ DET	MIN -9.5	MIN	MIN	FAVE	YES [LOCK]	On the other hand, I think I might be locking against the Lions until they show me differently. It’s a shame, but name 4 Lions. Go. I got Stafford, Kevin Smith, and Megatron. And I’m done. Favre will show that his umpteen million consecutive games streak is no fluke as he demonstrates proper hand-off technique. AP will have 350 yards rushing through 2 games.	MINN 31-13
3	CIN @ GB	GB -9.5	GB	CIN	DOG	YES	Cinci played in one of the worst games last week and got jobbed by a last second freak play against the Broncos. I think GB plays well here and is never in jeopardy of losing, but I have an inkling Cinci stays close here with a late Ocho Cinco TD. Don’t ask me why, I just don’t like the 9.5 for GB.	GB 24-17 (Cinci cover)
4	HOU @ TENN	TEN -6.5	TENN	TENN	FAVE	YES	Almost my lock with Houston playing so badly last week, but Tennessee didn’t win either. I didn’t feel like making my lock a winless team. This game isn’t close though. Houston will struggle again against a strong D, again. Tennessee might have 2 x 100 yard rushers.	TENN 30-10
5	OAK @ KC	KC -3.5	KC	OAK	DOG	NO	Blech! Game of the week. I have the NFL ticket, and I literally watch the game mix channel that shows all the games going on at once. I might tape up some paper over where this game is being shown. I almost took this off NO-ACTION when the line popped to 3.5 so I could take Oakland and lose by a FG, but I just don’t see laying any money on this game.	KC 20-17 (Oakland cover)
6	NE @ NYJ	NE -3.5	NE	NE	FAVE	YES	To be the best, you gotta beat the best. Sorry Jets fans, I just don’t see it, yet. Houston is not New England. (I like Rex Ryan and his D schemes) but I just don’t see you taking out the Pats and Brady quite yet. Welker is going to have 14 catches as they focus on Moss. And Kevin Faulk will have his standard 5 first down conversions on 3rd downs.	NE 26-17
7	NO @ PHI	PICK	PHI	PHI	N/A	NO	Vegas makes it a pick’em game with high flying New Orleans coming to town, counteracted by McNabb’s rib thing. I think if McNabb were 100% I’d definitely take Philly as an action pick, but I don’t like it if it’s Kevin Colb or Jeff Garcia? Also note that New Orleans is an formerly avoidable team as they show up 150% against the lowbies (Detroit last week) but hide in the big games.	PHI 27-24
8	STL @ WASH	WASH -9.5	WASH	WASH	FAVE	YES	I couldn’t karma/fate wise make my own team a lock, but I think Washington might look good here. St. Louis just didn’t look right AT ALL last week. And for all the talk radio talk on how the Giants dominated the Redskins last week (in New York), they didn’t cover and only won by 6 (with a defensive score by Uminyiora). I think Washington wins handily here.	WASH 27-10
9	ARI @ JAX	JAX -2.5	JAX	ARI	DOG	YES	Trying to stick to only 4 NO-ACTION plays per week, this game turned back into an action pick when I had to make NO/PHIL a NO ACTION with McNabb’s rib. But for all practical purposes, I don’t like this game a bit. I’m taking Jax to squeak by at home but it will be a boring, close game. I think Jax wins with help from the rule about West Coast teams playing 1:00 games in the East, but I think ‘zona is good enough to stay close. So an Arizona cover. Both running backs will lead their teams in receiving?	JAX 21-20 (‘zona cover)
10	TB @ BUF	BUF -4.5	TB	TB	DOG	YES	This is purely a gut feeling pick. All the reading I did for this week’s games suggests Buffalo is riding high momentum after playing well with the Pats last week. I don’t see it as they gave it their all and still couldn’t close the deal. Tampa played fairly well on D all day against Dallas but gave up 3 really long pass plays. Buffalo (Trent Edwards) won’t be exploiting the deep ball like Dallas did. Tampa might have 2 x 100 yard rushers too.	TB 24-20 (Tampa outright win)
11	SEA @ SF	SF -1.5	SF	SF	FAVE	YES	I’m slowly approaching the ticket window to get my tickets for the San Francisco train. Well, more like the Mike Singletary train. Seattle is notoriously great at home, and bad on the road in their division. San Fran’s D is underrated.	SF 20-16
12	PITT @ CHI	PITT -3.5	PITT	PITT	FAVE	YES	The Bears had a horrid night on O at the Pack last week. Forte, their leading receiver last year even though he’s a RB, had one catch. One. Olsen didn’t do crap and they had a problem holding the pocket long enough for Cutler to find a non-Packer receiver. Nothing like welcoming in the Steel Curtain D to help you get back on the winning path. I might adjust this score even more to the Stillers if there’s any dissension on the practice field today or tomorrow between Cutler and teammates’ grumblings.	PITT 24-13
13	BAL @ SD	SD -3.5	BALT	BALT	DOG	YES	San Diego is notorious for being talent-laden and a slow starter, then making a late run in the season. They looked like crap but were able to win last week because, well, they played the AFC’s Lions in the Raiders. Despite heading home to play an East coast team, I don’t like them to turn the corner this week against the Raven’s D. Plus LT has a boot on his ankle	BALT 21-17 (Baltimore outright win)
14	CLE @ DEN	DEN -2.5	DEN	DEN	FAVE	NO	2nd place this week for the Blech! game of the week. Brady Quinn vs Kyle Orton might have been a better game with Notre Dame vs Purdue. Making it a NO ACTION pick because I have no read on either team and it could be a field goal fest with both teams driving consistently to the other team’s 25.	DEN 20-18
15	NYG @ DAL	DAL -3.5	NYG	NYG	DOG	YES	Huge early season game in the NFC, and a big time game for Sunday Night Football, opening up the space shuttle, I mean multi-billion dollar new Jerry Jones land. I see the Giants D line beating the Dallas O line enough to win this game and the Giants overcoming the hoopla opening up the new stadium. I think Dallas will pull ahead early on the hype, but the Giants D will reel them back in. Romo got zero pressure last week at Tampa. He’ll be crying for Jessica back by the end of this one.	NYG 24-20 (NYG outright win)
16	IND @ MIA	IND -3.5	IND	IND	FAVE	YES	Miami made the playoffs last year, some on a surprise about how good they are/were. Surprising no one this year and it showed opening up against the Falcons. The Colts won a tough one against Jax and I don’t see them having a problem at Miami here. The stars always come out big on Monday nights, and Peyton/Reggie/Joseph are bigger than Chad/Ronnie/Ted? See, stars.	IND 27-17

--upping it big time this week. I apparently like 7 dogs this week! And 3 of them to outright win.

--pretty even divide on the NO-ACTION games though, 4 games recommended NO-ACTION (2 dogs, 1 fave, and the one pick’em game, but since I went with the home team it’s like taking the fave)



[III] 10 or so things I think I think.

1. I think I’m just going to have to harp on it all year. But these baby-ing the QB roughing the passer calls have got to go. I saw many calls this week on QB’s that shouldn’t have been. It’s just pathetic. I saw one call made on an actual sack. Um, he sacked him. That’s a tackle, on a ball carrier. That’s not roughing or late, it’s a sack brother.
2. I think I love week 1 hyperbole. I just love it, from fans and even the media (sports talk radio).
1. Yes, the Saints looked good. They played the Lions. The Lions. Yes, I know Drew Brees is on pace to throw 96 touchdowns. I’ll bet you $100 right now he doesn’t throw 60. I mean I like the guy and I hope he does, but he won’t. We’ll find out real quick here as they head into Philly, who is notably, not…………..the Lions.
2. Yes, the Jets looked good too. That new Rex Ryan D definitely put the shackles on the Texans. But Mark Sanchez is not some amazing savior, yet. He had a very pedestrian day and didn’t lose the game. Well done. But if you look at his one long TD pass to Stuckey, it was a blown coverage and there wasn’t a Texan within 20 yards of him. I’m glad he was able to hit that pass. Again, we’ll find out real quick here as the Patriots come to town. Belichick eats rookie QB’s for dinner.
3. The Bears are not dead. Urlacher out and Cutler’s performance is scary. And Pitt comes to town this week so you’re looking at 0-2. But you’re not dead. Same logic in reverse as for Brees, Cutler will not throw 64 interceptions this year, I promise.
3. I think I want to give Roger Goodell kudos for his handling of the other players who were on suspension for the Star Caps steroid stuff. When the state of Minnesota ruled that the NFL could not suspend the Viking’s linemen until the case was heard in court this next offseason, it would have been odd to have players from other teams on suspension for the same offense while the Vikings were not. I’m not waxing on whether or not I agree or disagree with the suspensions in the first place (I think they should have been suspended), but once the Viking’s players were given a reprieve and season of appeal essentially, Goodell did the right thing to furlough the other teams’ player’s suspensions too.
4. I think I like John Gruden in the booth on Monday Night Football. He’s clearly knowledgeable about the game as a super bowl winning head coach. But he brings a little “chucky” emotion into it too. You can hear it seeping in sometimes. He’s still got the fire. And I like it.
5. I think I’m done hearing about Brett Favre. Blah blah blah meh. Hand the ball to AP. Hand it to Percy Harvin or hit him on a quick out. This isn’t an offense that requires a superstar at QB. I think we’re learning more about how bad Tarvaris Jackson and Gus Frerotte are/were, and how little confidence they had in Sage Rosenfells – than we’re learning about Brett Favre.
6. I think that Jake Delhomme’s stats over his last two games are funny. But I don’t think he’s done. Along those same lines, I think I want to strangle Jay Cutler. Holy f$ck! Your arm isn’t *that* strong. They showed a replay of one of your non-picks (you should have had 7 not 4) and you threw into quadruple coverage. QUADRUPLE. How was someone else not open????
7. I think the Arizona Cardinals are not the same on offense, with Todd Haley(former offensive coordinator) gone to the Chiefs. They just seemed out of sorts a little bit. I know, I know, super bowl hangover, the Madden Curse for Fitzgerald, etc. But their RB Hightower had 12 friggin catches on dump downs. 12. That’s 12 times Warner had to hit the outlet, probably third read on the play.
8. I think the look of the Philadelphia owner’s booth was funny when McNabb got hurt. Did you see the look on Jeffrey Laurie’s face when McNabb was wriggling on the ground, with Mike Vick standing behind him *nearly* smiling outwardly, wringing his hands in “worry”. Classic stuff.
9. This week’s Jerome Bettis Award – for unnecessary self celebration – goes to Oakland Raiders’ cornerback Chris Johnson. He made a tackle on Darren Sproles, San Diego runningback on a little swing out screen. Chris tackled him at essentially the line of scrimmage. It was a good play. But Chris, that’s what you’re paid to do, right? Tackle the ball carrier? Jerome Bettis would have been proud for your 30 yard sprint down the field into the offensive backfield, arms flailing and pointing at yourself like Usain Bolt. Really, a 30 yard celebration for a tackle? In game 1, and you play for a team that breaks records for consecutive losing seasons…
10. This week’s Just Shut Up Award goes to those fans and radio shows I spoke about above in #2. It’s week 1 everyone, take a deep breath and let’s talk in week 4. As of right now, if I average out all everything I’ve heard and cancel out some of the hyperbole, the super bowl is set with Saints / Jets, the division winners are set, and the teams that will end up with losing records is set. We don’t even need to play the season. Just stop. It’s week 1.